Grimy senryu

I would wash the bike —
But Mrs. Fetched would insist
I wash her car, too.

Night-night

Softness on softness:
Cherry blossoms fall to sleep
On a bed of moss.

On a sidewalk

Warm southerly breeze.
A tree caresses my hair,
As I walk beneath.

Oooookayyyy

A Chinese seamstress
Said to my Daughter Dearest:
"Your boobs are heavy."

Winter on Planet Georgia

Heavy, wet white flakes,
Turning green pine limbs to white.
Snow swirls on the road.

Bony

Tall woman jogging.
Are her breasts really smaller
Than her knobby knees???

But It's Year-Round

Her quick refusal
Summons the deep winter chill
Into our bedroom.

Dead Chicken Senryu (w/video)

Not for weak stomachs. Text of the senryu is below if you don't want to see the video.



At the chicken house:
Dung and decay fill the air.
How appetizing!